Everyday I am lucky enough to receive my horoscope by email. Here’s what it says for today:
Hi Jamie! Here is your Daily Horoscope for Wednesday, July 21
Move beyond your normal routines a bit today — you need to do some exploring! It’s a really good time for checking out new restaurants or meeting new people, so don’t just stay in all day!
Wow! How could things possibly go sideways today?
It’s pretty vague, but I think I can make it all happen. I had to look for my car keys this morning, so the exploring part already happened!
I drive by a new restaurant everyday day on my way home, and believe it or not, I’ve actually looked at it, so I guess have already checked out a new restaurant.
Thirdly, I’m here at work, so I won’t be staying in all day!
Hey, that’s 3 for 3! Maybe these horoscopes are for real after all!
It’s funny how you can read 3 different newpapers and get 3 totally different horoscopes. If they really were true, wouldn’t all 3 newspapers have the exact same horoscope?
Whenever I see a good horoscope, I hope it happens, but when the horoscope is lousy, I hope it doesn’t.
In other words, even with the advantage of a horoscope, I still don’t have any idea how my day will go.
I guess I’ll have to leave that up to my lucky astrology mood ring! That’ll show me the way!
