I was sitting here at my computer and out of the blue I thought to myself, “I can’t remember putting on any deodorant this morning.” Then I did what anyone else in that situation would do. I put my nose down to each armpit and took a whiff! I was a little sweaty, but things appeared to be in order.
Putting on deodorant is the first thing I do when I get out of the shower. I’m sure I did put some on, I just couldn’t remember doing it. There have been a few times that I’ve been out of deodorant and forgot to buy some during my trip to the grocery store the day before, so I just ended up using the stuff my wife uses. If it’s “strong enough for a man, but made for a woman,” that’s good enough for me for one day!
Every morning I put the lid down on the toilet so the cat can sit on the john while I’m getting ready. He just sits there and stares at me getting ready for work. He’s seen this routine for a long time. If he noticed me forgetting to do something you’d think he’d give me a sign, like maybe a meow or something. C’mon buddy. One meow if I forgot to put on deodorant. Nope. Nothing. He really doesn’t care. He’s just in there for the company.
What good is a cat that doesn’t let you know whether or not you’ve missed anything in your bathroom routine?