During my drive home yesterday I got behind a minivan that had five “stick figure” stickers on the back window. Two were big and three were small, so I’m going out on a limb and guessing the family that belongs to that van is five strong. I’ll even go further out on the limb and guess there are three kids in the family. How cute. Do you really need to let people know that? I don’t care how many people are in a family as long as the driver in front of me is following all of the rules of the road.
I once got behind a big truck with a bumper sticker that read, “Guns don’t kill people…I do.” Although I got a good chuckle out of that one, I decided I’d stay as far back of that truck as I could. That’s the last vehicle you’d want to rear end!
I don’t seem to see as many bumper stickers out there as I used to. Personally, I could never understand why someone would want to put stickers all over their paint job, although I have seen some funny ones over the years. One of my favorites was, “If you can read this, you’re probably pulling me over.”
Here are some other funny bumper stickers…
I’m only speeding because I really have to poop
I make my own beer…so I got that goin’ for me…which is nice
Watch out for the idiot behind me
Honk if parts fall off
Horn broken…watch for finger
So, if you plan on ruining your paint job with a few bumper stickers, the least you can do is give the driver behind you a bit of a chuckle.