Those people are liars.
Adorable liars… but liars nonetheless.
I’m posting a picture of my sister’s two cats, and honestly, just LOOK at them. Tiny little fluffy angels. Sweet innocent faces. Creatures clearly designed by nature to make humans immediately say, “Well I guess you live here now.”
And pets in general are just the best, aren’t they? They somehow become full members of the family without contributing financially whatsoever. Honestly, the confidence is inspiring.
But cats especially have really mastered the art of manipulation.
Because yes, compared to dogs, they seem easy. No walks. No standing outside in the freezing prairie wind waiting for them to find “the perfect spot.” Cats just quietly exist in your home like fuzzy little roommates.
Except… they are also tiny dictators.
They scream for food as if they haven’t eaten in six years. They refuse water unless it’s served in the exact correct bowl. They knock things off tables while maintaining direct eye contact. And heaven forbid you buy them a toy — because they’ll immediately choose the cardboard box instead.
And somehow… we love them even more for it.
Which one are you, cat or dog person?
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